Daily Haiku
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Daily Haiku
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire;
The network is down.
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Daily Haiku
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
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There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can’t bridge
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Computer Haikus
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located
But endless others exist.
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone
“Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.”
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“Remember, the problem is not that people are stupid; the problem is that modems are cheap.” — Vince Sabio.
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Customer: “How much do Windows cost?” Tech Support: “Windows costs about $100.” Customer: “Oh, that’s kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?”
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Geek Serv is a computer repair service operating in the Seattle area. Updates, products and support will be available here in the coming months.
