Computer Haikus

November 12, 2009 at 9:00 pm Leave a comment

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located
But endless others exist.

 

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone

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“Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.” There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can’t bridge

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